Seven states that ban atheists from holding public office.
What the actual fuck. Since when does your personal, religious beliefs matter in a country that supposedly has separation of church and state?
look at this shit
All of these states can feel free to secede from my country at any time, kthx.
GTFO of the country founded to escape religious persecution you cockmunching assholes.
Hahahaha, I saw hate about states and I’m so totally not surprised to see my state up there. For fucks sake, Mississippi, you have to get on everyone’s bad side, don’t you?
And separation of church and state in Mississippi? HA, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! FUCK!
god dammit Texas.
This is why I’m too scared to ever leave California. Our economy might suck balls, but I’ll take that over this kinda bullshit.
pennsylvania being stellar as always
#what iron man does when there is no crime to fight #what iron man does when pepper refuses to let him go to an event #what iron man does when cap america wont play with him
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
House Hunting
So Finn and Jake
set out to find a new home.
It’s gonna be tough
for a kid and a dog on their own.Here’s a little house,
Aw, Finn’s stickin’ his foot in.
Well, that’s a bad idea dude
Cause now that bird thinks you’re a jerk, Finn!And now they’re chillin’ on the side of a hill!
And thinkin’ livin’ in a cloud’d be totally thrillin’
Unless they find something inside
Like a mean cloud man and his beautiful cloud bride.A beehive, oh nooo-ooo-ooo!
Don’t put your foot in there, guy!
Y’all tried that before,
And you know it didn’t turn out right!Big shell, go inside.
Look around, it seems alright.
Frog jumps out,
And barfs a tiger!
Throwin’ down potions for food and fiiiiiire!You know you should have stayed
And fought that sexy vampire lady.
Jake was feeling terrified,
He was super scared of her vampire bite.Which is understandable
’Cause vampires are really powerful.
They’re unreasonable
And burnt out on dealing with mortals.Oh, Marceline,
Why are you so mean?Marceline: I’m not mean,
I’m a thousand years old,
And I just lost track of my moral code.Oh Marceline,
Can’t you see these guys are in pain?Marceline: No I can’t,
I’m invested in this very cute video game.So there go our boys,
walkin’ on the icy ground.
Headin’ towards their destiny,
I’m sure they’ll figure something out.
